December 2009
31 posts
Dec 28th
Release me..
I was walking when I heard an old man singing..
Old Man: .. release me ..
I was like, "Dude, I don't mind putting $2 but I can't help u with the releasing part"
Dec 27th
Doctor, I have skin cancer, soon..
Halif: I can predict what kind of sickness we will get when we grow old together
Janice: What?
Halif: You will get high blood pressure..
Janice: True, you always drive me up to the wall!
Halif: .. And I'll get skin cancer..
Janice: Why?! *gasp
Halif: Cos you pinched and smacked me too much for my liking..
Janice pinched my arm hard..
Halif: Ah ah, temper temper, remember, me, skin cancer...... Aduh!
Dec 27th
Dec 25th
“Aiya, no-mer no-mer..”
– Naseef ‘Megan’ Khamis
Dec 24th
“Instructions Manual are for wimps.”
– Natalie
Dec 24th
“I can’t stand this. I know it’s christmas but I have to voice my...”
– Daphne Pakiam
Dec 24th
“Can you make our boss on the video we sent you look younger?”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
Dec 21st
“We are calling to inform you that we have decided to go with the other design...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Dec 20th
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“We (men) always lean on the wall so that our girlfriends can lean on us and its...”
Dec 20th
Charadium is up for grabs, FREE for today ONLY! →
For iPhone users FREE for today only! I tried it, it’s fun.. If you have downloaded, look for me, hahahalif..
Dec 17th
“Could you make my website fit a A4 paper? And please, no scrolling, visitors get...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
“Buying a sports deodorant is not the 1st step to the road of fitness”
– From Boagworld podcast
Dec 16th
Singapore gets Google Street View, finally →
So you can now start ‘walking’ around Singapore by just sitting in front of your monitor. Warning to stalkers though, THIS IS NOT FOR YOU!
Dec 15th
Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles Trailer →
This is by far the best trailer I’ve ever seen in my entire life..! You have to watch it to ‘experience’ it..
Dec 15th
Dec 14th
Dec 13th
How a Web Design Goes Straight to Hell →
If I ever get these clients, I will kill them first before I degrade myself into designing those shit standards.. Sometimes clients will never understand that we as web designers will always know what’s best for them however, they painstakingly beg to differ that they know better than us.
Dec 10th
“What we do is innocent Just for fun and nothin’ meant If you don’t...”
– 3 by Britney Spears, which I find it so kinky..
Dec 9th
Germany dislikes Google Analytics?! →
Dec 8th
Dec 8th
1 tag
“I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like...”
– Groucho Marx
Dec 7th
7 Serious Benefits That Will Make You Want to Ride... →
I may consider trying to cycle to work from Sengkang to Tampines via non-expressway route….. Haha!
Dec 7th
Dec 6th
3 tags
Ramp Champ is up for grabs, FREE! →
For iPhone users FREE for a limited time only! Go and grab it..! http://rampchamp.com/
Dec 2nd
How old is this woman? →
Dec 1st
November 2009
25 posts
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