January 2010
20 posts
“The woman in this photo is perfect, but she needs to be disabled. Can you...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
How to escape from promoters..
5 metres apart between me and the Standard Chartered Bank promoter, as our minds started to think..
Me: Oh crap, she's looking at me.. Do I look like I'm sort of a person who earns 30k per annum? Hope not! Please don't approach me! I'm holding groceries and packet lunches, doesn't mean that I look like a family man..
Promoter: Ooo, my potential customer.. He looks old enough to own a credit card.. I hope he will not just pretend to pick up a phone call.. Ooo, McDonalds.. Okay here I come, mister..
Before she could say anything as we meet face to face.....
Me: I'm sorry, I don't earn 30k per annum, and err, I hate your bank, so don't try please, thanks!
And I walked away while she was standing there, speechless..
“Pants on the ground! Pants on the ground! Looking like a fool, with your pants...”
Learn to f#*@ing spell! →
Pissed of or pissed off..? I will like to drink or I will like too drink..?
The Accused Creeper →
“Your rack and ‘cooter’ wasn’t at all impressive, bitch, please I have better taste.” Mother-fudging hilarious..
Mother-fudging sweet update for Facebook App
If you have not update your Facebook iPhone app to 3.1, please do so.
PUSH NOTIFICATIONS!
No need to elaborate more.. Plus, I’m a little psyche about the contacts syncing which Facebook will load all your friends contact details, such as profile picture, contact number etc (subject to your friend’s privacy if it’s permissible) and sync with your local contacts app on your...
We only want money!
I was walking past this shop similar to ValueShop and she was holding a microphone, promoting their shop..
China Lady: We don't accept NETS, we only want money..
Me: *thinking to myself, you mean you only accept cash
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clientsfromhell:
Client: I’m having a problem with my password.
Me: What seems to be the trouble?
Client: Well, I type it in but it turns into stars.
